Welcome to Cozy Poetry Corner by Debra Winter (Debbie)

“Captain Raul”

“Raul, why aren’t you awake and at, House of Wheel?

Why are you snoring so loudly? Are you dreaming up a deal?”

I’m having a dream. I’m sorry you can hear me roar.

It’s a crazy dream that will not bore.

I’m playing a captain on a starship called, BLT,

It’s a strange trip. I’ll tell you, you won’t even believe.

BLT is short for bacon, lettuce, tomato; foods I like.

I’m the starship captain named Rual J. Bike.

I ran a tight ship where there is no fooling around.

If I had, I drop troublemakers off at the nearest Food Pound.

At the Pound, they cover you with white stuff, called Miracle Whip.

Then, lay you on toast topped with crunchy, seasoned potato dip.

The ranch seasoning’s not bad; salt is a killer. You don’t want that.

Food coloring and sugar dunkers are worst. They make you colored and fat.

Starship BLT travels the universe from planet to planet;

Exploring beyond this home world, Earth-the Red Granet.

I met some very unusual people on my travels.

I especially like the people called “The Unravels.”

You don’t dare shake their hands as they fall apart.

It’s not great for their friendship, right from the start.

Then there’s the Lollipop Planet. Those are so sweet and pure.

They’re gigantic creatures, but so delightful, that’s for sure.

My favorite planets are Celery Stalk and Carrot Top.

Both planets sure know how to boogie and rock!

They have special fruits and vegetables everywhere.

You can’t help but stare at the vegetable people there.

I love them dearly. They look out for my health.

They always increase my gut with their wealth.

I wanted chocolate chip cookies and an ice cream sundae;

They’re only available on certain holidays.

Green beans, corn, peas, and spinach are the best.

You eat a lot of these; you surely passed their test!

They top off your healthy meal with delicious fruit galore;

When you spot watermelon and grapes—you instantly want more!

Now this was the best dream I ever felt come true;

I wanted to share this dream just with you.

“Boy, Raul, what a dream you had tonight!”

I loved my spaceship’s yummy planet flight.

My belly feels full; I loved every bite!

The trip was great—was a smashing delight!

Thanks for waking me to come back to Earth;

I’m writing this dream down, for what it’s all worth.

No more exploring outer space planets;

I’ll stay home on my planet, Earth, the Red Granet!