Mr. Duck’s Date Invitation: A Quirky Poem

“Mr. Duck Wants a Date”

Hello, gorgeous one.

How about a little fun?

Boy, you sure have some sexy drawers!

Want dinner at my lake or yours?

We can share a few kernels of corn,

Or head to the theater for popcorn.

They make it all buttery, and gooey.

Some Kernels are even salty and chewy.

If that’s not to your type of fancy,

Let’s go see my sister, Chancy Dancy.

She can sure cut a rug, with the webs she has,

She does that spunky, Duck Waddling Jazz.

What! Too fast for you, you say sexy drawers,

You just want to lie there on the muddy floors!

You’re no longer considered a gorgeous one.

You don’t know how to have fun, go home, were done!

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