“Rhymes, Crimes, and Lawn Signs: Don’t Have a Cow!“
I play with words,
I look at birds.
You never know I made turds.
I play with words,
Love them birds,
You’d never know, I love cheese curds.
Playing words keeps me going,
Increases vocabulary growing.
I don’t need a book, I dislike sewing.
My grass needs mowing,
The leaves need, blowing,
The trees keep on growing.
Is there a name for what I’m doing,
Game is on they’re losing,
Those turkeys, I’m suing.

I’m going to bed now,
So don’t have a cow,
Nighttime is here, oh wow!

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