Welcome to Cozy Poetry Corner by Debra A Winter (Richter)

“A New Year’s Resolution Party”

What’s a New Year’s resolution?

Is it the number one pollution;

Cigarettes and cigars;

Getting drunk, looking at the stars.

What is that stuff, chips and dip?

A swimmer doing a flip.

Oh, a pool party, I get it.

Boy, this drink stings a bit.

Wop-pa-two-e drink in a melon;

Where’s Aunt Helen?

“She’s in the bathroom, spewing.”

She over-drank “hic”, I thing.

Hic, hic, stop the world, I want off.

Cough, hic, cough, cough;

Can I, hic, lay down somewhere?

Oops! Sorry, miss, can I have your chair?

What party is this I’m at?

A birthday for your hic, cat?

A res—o-what-tion party, hic.

Look out! I’m going to be sick!

Blahhhhhhhh, yuck.

Happy Spew Year, duck!