Camping Nightmares: When Nature Keeps You Awake

“Honey, Can We Go Home Now: Camping is a Bust!”

I need my beauty sleep;

Where it’s quiet—not a peep.

This camping thing is for the birds–

Do you hear my words?

“Yes, dear, I hear your ornery words, loud and clear;

We’re leaving today; you have nothing to fear.”

Good! Let’s get packed—I need some sleep;

Where it’s quiet—not a peep!

The owls were hooting all night;

Kept me wide awake with that loud hoot all night!

And those howling dogs—I think they were.

Worried me, thinking I was their lunch for sure.

I want out of here, and I want to leave fast–

No more camping for me; this was the last!

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