“Life, Lead, and Over‑Fried Steak”
It’s January one.
I just bought my first gun.
I shot a squirrel dead,
He died full of lead,
Now finally I can go to bed.
My feet are cold,
I’m getting old,
My mouth is filled with dentist gold.
With two teeth front — two teeth back,
Never a dime in my banking sack.
Poor am I, my tooth fell out,
I can hardly eat– never less shout,
My tongue is tied,
My steak is over fried.
And my cat roller over and he just died.
Now belly up;
What’s in this cup?
Looks mighty sad;
For me the old fashion, cad.
I poured it out, mud just came.
Oh, life is such a game.
Yet I got to play;
Every day–
As I’m alive, and still kicken,
Now get on with it, quit your bitchen!

Leave a comment