“That Darn Fly: He’s Eating MY Pie”
That darn fly kept bothering my pie;
I just couldn’t let that slide.
I grabbed the swatter, bat, and the broom;
Chased the bugger around the room.
I tripped and crashed; I nearly went through a wall.
I had to go to the hospital, from my flipping fall.
As for the little fly ~ he now can have my pie.
I’m hurting to bad and now have a black eye.
Enjoy it, you darn little fly.
You can have the whole fricken pie…

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