“Runaway Shanty: Dinner’s a Flop!”
As the wind begins to whip,
And temperatures start to dip,
Ice forms on water; it’s ice fishing time.
No need for a boat ~ it suits me just fine.
Setting up camp is part of the fun;
Better have ice cleats, or land on your bun.
Sheer ice is slippery, that much I know.
Ice is also harder than falling in snow.
Building ice shanties not staked to the ice,
Skate away with the wind; it’s not very nice.
With slush in the hole and fish on the line,
Running after my shanty, I haven’t much time.
I need to get my dinner out of the hole;
Or catch my shanty, which is my other goal.
The longer I wait, the farther my shanty goes.
Others are watching as the sassy wind blows.
I got my fish, now to chase my shanty;
It’s snowing now, that ups the ante.
Will I find my fish and fishing gear?
Fresh snow will hide them ~ this I fear.
I’ll have my shanty, but I lost my gear and fish;
I guess I’ll be stuck eating a mac and cheese dish.
Oh, what a day, as the temperature did dip,
And the hard-blowing winds ruined my trip!

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