“Crazy Muse is Doing it Again!”
Jack be nibble, Jack be quick;
Jack accidentally sat on his candlestick.
It stuck to him where he couldn’t reach;
And boy, did Jack let out a screech.
Then the cow jumped over the moon,
He tripped then fell on Jack’s balloon.
Scaring Sally, the chicken, so bad she laid her egg;
Cow rolled on her; she squawked, “Get off, you’re breaking my leg!”
Along came Little Miss Muffet, out of her shell;
She cried to Jack, “Boy Jack, you sure do smell!”
My candlestick charred my little butt —
Miss Muffet, pull hard and got it unstuck!
Finally, the candlestick popped free from Jack.
Cow got off Chicken; she gave him a smack.
Her egg hatched oddly — stripped black and white;
Then everyone laughed… she started to fight.
Now everyone fought – not knowing why;
Soon whimpers rose and laughter began to fly.
My dinner awaits, my dear friendly friends —
And this is how this silly poem ends.

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