“A Ghoulish Presidential Nightmare”
As the glorious night rumbles on and I’m snoring away,
I should’ve had a peaceful night’s sleep at the end of my day.
Little did I know I was awakened by this frightening dream.
It was President Jack Daniels; he was acting creepy and mean.
I was shopping at a rummage sale, just browsing looking around,
When in my dream, I seen President Jack’s, his ice cream fell to the ground.
He started this tantrum, yelling and screaming, what could I say?
His wife Ruby was there trying to calm him and quiet him that day.
“There, there, my dear, Daniel, it’s okay,” she said with a sigh.
“We’ll get you another ice cream, please, Honey, don’t cry.”
It made me glad I woke up from this nightmare tonight,
Dreaming of Jack Daniels; his tantrum gave me quite a fright.
I never thought I’d be dreaming of President Jack Daniels in any way;
As I voted for Shirley Temple in sheer respect, hoping for a better day!

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