“Splat! A Love Story”
Have you ever kissed a fly?
Or even bothered to try?
A fly? Really?
Yucky. You might be sick-
Fly paper tends to really stick!
Okay… what’s the joke?
No girlfriends?
Oh, too bad. So sad.
But a fly? Really?
I once did a fly-by kiss-
It’s where the lips miss.
But never a fly.
I got it.
You’re a sicko.
Go away.
Splat!
All gone. (Laughing)

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