Funny Poem About Kissing a Fly and a Silly Splat Love Story in Free Verse

“Splat! A Love Story”

Have you ever kissed a fly?

Or even bothered to try?

A fly? Really?

Yucky. You might be sick-

Fly paper tends to really stick!

Okay… what’s the joke?

No girlfriends?

Oh, too bad. So sad.

But a fly? Really?

I once did a fly-by kiss-

It’s where the lips miss.

But never a fly.

I got it.

You’re a sicko.

Go away.

Splat!

All gone. (Laughing)

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