A Playful Take on No Rules Contests

“No Rules Contest”

No rules, it says —

Let’s go grab a bunch of jewels.

No rules-are you sure it says, “no rules?”

Then, why not rob a bank?

It’s a no-rules contest, it surely says–

Should I boo or say hurray?

No rules, it says-no rules!

Is this contest poem for fools?

It’s fun breaking the rules–

kiddos do it in all the schools.

No rules… why say “no rules?”

What’s a contest with no rules?

It’s just a plain old contest with no rules!

Ha-ha-ha giggle,

ha-ha giggle.

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