“No Rules Contest”
No rules, it says —
Let’s go grab a bunch of jewels.
No rules-are you sure it says, “no rules?”
Then, why not rob a bank?
It’s a no-rules contest, it surely says–
Should I boo or say hurray?
No rules, it says-no rules!
Is this contest poem for fools?
It’s fun breaking the rules–
kiddos do it in all the schools.
No rules… why say “no rules?”
What’s a contest with no rules?
It’s just a plain old contest with no rules!
Ha-ha-ha giggle,
ha-ha giggle.

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