(Some poems behave themselves… and then there are the wonderfully unruly ones. This little piece wandered in like a mischievous gnome, refusing to shrink no matter how many lemons, limes, spells, or syllables I threw at it. “Delightful Weird: The Shrinking Poem” is my playful attempt to chase down a shrinking idea that absolutely refused to cooperate — and had a lot of fun doing it.)
“Delightful Weird: The Shrinking Poem”
Well, well, – a shrinking poem,
Is it the same as a little gnome?
Or a ray gun that does the trick.
Maybe an old witch with a broken wand stick.
I love these titles, little do you know,
From shrinking poems to flowers that grow.
I can’t shrink, now, I’m now full grown;
My vocabulary’s stuck, so here I moan.
I can eat lemons and pucker tight,
Or squeeze a lime with all my might.
But do these make me shrink;
Or give me an idea to try or think?
Shrinking poem what count is you?
Too many syllables; how many are to few?
One less, two less, maybe three —
Now, I’m off driving, you will soon see.
Forward, back up, left or right,
This poem is weird — but a delight.
Yet it supposed to shrink, I think…
Maybe in hot water it will shrink.
Oh, to shrink a poem — is too hard to do.
I guess I’ll grab my hat and shoes.
I’m searching for that shrinking poem…
If I can’t find it, I’ll just, call a gnome…

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