Boozy Body Rhymes
Now this is ridiculous and shouldn’t be;
I forgot to wash the floor, which can’t be!
I’ll pour myself a drink. Then I’ll start again;
Mopping the floor, for later when…
My body starts mixing my tonic and gin.
Soon I’ll feel the drool going past my chin.
Making my weeble start to wobble,
And my head, to become a weebling bobble.
So, when I drink too much, tonic and gin
My wobble gets wobblier, and I start…
To wobble, weeble, and wobble some more…
Look out below, I’m coming, floor!
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