“Road Obstruction: Human”
Granny vs. Dude: The Slingshot Standoff.
Well, well, what do we have here?
A creep with a beer.
Get out of my way, boy, or I’ll fire this thing.
I’ll aim where it hurts, in them there, pants, that tiny little thang.
Alright, Granny, I’ll move, just don’t be stupid and sic your dog.
And it’s not a tiny thang; it’s a gigantic log!
I don’t care if it’s a tree, just get it out of my way.
Then you can live to use it another day!
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