“It’s Tuesday”
It’s just a Tuesday, and I’m bored to death.
Can’t run for the dog — I’d be out of breath.
Neighbor yelling he’s barking too much;
Noon whistle goes off… well, now it’s lunch.
Lunch is finished — nap time, a half hour or so.
Oh great, where did the whole afternoon go?
Dog’s still outside and it’s starting to rain;
He’s soaked to the skin — I’m the one to blame.
I grab a towel to dry him off,
Stinky wet dog makes me cough.
Dog comes in; I turn on the television,
Waiting for rain to stop — that’s my grand vision.
Rain finally stops, but it’s dark outside.
Oh no — garbage day, and it’s still inside.
Guess I’ll wait until pick‑up next week;
Not enough trash to worry about, so to speak.
It’s almost bedtime, but I took that long nap.
Now what do I do? This wokeness is crap.
I hate it when I sleep too long —
At bedtime I’m a grouchy ding‑dong.
I’ve got to set an alarm next time,
Make it nice and loud so I hear the chime.
Then I can go to bed and fall asleep right there,
Rest till morning — not just thinking and staring.
And it’s only Tuesday… where did Monday go?
If I hadn’t slept through it, maybe I’d know.

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