“Beach Blues: Forever in Diapers”
I was once a beautiful female turtle, covered in sand,
Trying to lay my eggs on my favorite plot of land.
Then I saw those sexy bikini girls, oh, if I only could…
Look like that, instead of lighting fires under husband’s hood.
I keep on wishing; then again, the children. Darn
One of these days I’ll be ready for the turtle soup farm.
No children, no sexy bikini, and best of all…
NO husband!

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