“I’m Ninety: With Dreams of Hope”
I give up — I can’t go any more;
I’ll sit by the shady tree by the sandy shore.
I’d swim and swim; but the water seems so rough;
My muscles will cramp; I’m not too swimming, tough.
Being ninety years old, my life’s, near the end;
It’s hard for me to walk, much less bend.
Then, to go swimming, I thought it would be neat;
But got two feet out and found it not very sweet.
My suit came down just to my knees;
Please take me to the bathroom before I pee.
My bladder is weak; my backside is, too;
If I sneeze too hard, my you know does poo.
Oh, how fun life is at ninety years old!
I guess they call this the new senior gold.
I’m a frail old lady, wanting fun till the end;
Yet, needs a wheelchair; does anyone have one to lend?
My arms are weak; my muscles are long lost;
Living life now, it surely comes with such a cost.
You work all your life for pennies and dimes;
For the government and their dirty crimes.
I asked the good Lord, “When can I go?
Please give me a clue, just let me know.”
What more must I do before I go home?
Where my Father watches me from His heavenly throne?
I hope one day soon He’ll set me free;
Cause my eyes are going, I can barely see.
Until that day, I’ll sit by the sandy shore;
Dreaming and thinking, I can’t do much more.

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