(“Warning: May cause laughter, not longing.”)
“Technical Difficulties: Sex Not Included”
I can kiss your fingers and toes;
I can kiss your forehead and nose.
I can kiss your knees and feet;
What would you like me to repeat?
I can wash your feet or hold your hand;
I can brush your hair and make you look grand.
I can kiss your soft beautiful lips;
I can dance with you, giving you dips.
But I can’t have sex
while you text.

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