“Willie Wants to Play — But Technical Difficulties are in the Way”
I can kiss your sticky fingers; and rotten fungus toes;
I can kiss your wrinkled forehead and your leaky running nose.
I can kiss your badly bruised knees; duck shaped feet;
What would you like me to do next… or not to repeat?
I can wash your stinky feet or hold your icy hands;
I can brush your oily hair or make you look better than a grand.
I can kiss your soft chapped beautiful, sculpted lips;
I can dance with you, stepping on your duck feet, while doing the dips.
But I sure can’t be romantic or have sexxxxx,
while you’re slobbering on your phone while you text.
You’re making my poor little Willie just wither away
Because he won’t get any good enjoyable sex today!

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