“No Utensils Required”
How many bites does it really take
To devour a home-baked, yummy birthday cake?
With no fork, knife, or even a dainty spoon–
Music, please. I need to hear that tune.
To show you my wonderful moves,
To get me into the birthday grooves,
While eating your delicious, homemade cake surprise,
Afterwards, I pray you’ll hug your messy size prize.
So, how many bites does this birthday cake really take…
To devour my sweetheart’s home-baked, birthday cake?

This many!

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