Messy Birthday Cake Fun: No Forks Needed!

“No Utensils Required”

How many bites does it really take

To devour a home-baked, yummy birthday cake?

With no fork, knife, or even a dainty spoon–

Music, please. I need to hear that tune.

To show you my wonderful moves,

To get me into the birthday grooves,

While eating your delicious, homemade cake surprise,

Afterwards, I pray you’ll hug your messy size prize.

So, how many bites does this birthday cake really take…

To devour my sweetheart’s home-baked, birthday cake?

Man with his whole face devouring the chocolate cake

This many!

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