What Smells So Good?
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Beetles, bugs, and little worms,
just-for-fun food with lots of germs.
Mud pies and grasshopper stew —
mix them all up for a bubbling brew!
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See? I can cook. Want to try?
I made my special frog‑leg pie.
Now make-believe you like the taste —
can’t let my little pie go to waste.
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I tried so hard to catch the frog,
but he was stuck beneath a log.
To his surprise, I pulled him free —
“Now to cook you!” I yelled with glee.
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Salt and pepper to my taste,
drop him in to make the paste.
Pour him in the pie shell slow,
then watch me cast the spell I know.
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“Froggie, Froggie, jump out quick!
I don’t want to poke you with my stick.
” I mix and moosh until just right —
we’ll call it Froggie Pie tonight.
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The oven’s ready — pie goes in.
We sit and watch it whirl and spin.
One hour later, it’s all cooked —
tastes terrible… something overlooked.
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That’s right — it’s Froggie Pie,
but I didn’t cook the little guy!
He’s safe and sound in his small pond —
now I’ll bring him back with my magic wand.
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“Froggie, Froggie from the pond,
hear my chant, see my wand?”
I’m all done cooking for today —
come on, Froggie… let’s go play.


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