“Ebeneezer’s Freezer Blues”
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Fishy, fishy, in my freezer;
I love you so; I’m Ebeneezer.
I’m so sorry; I got to throw you out;
I hate to do it now; I’ll do it with a pout.
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My freezer somehow got turned off;
Excuse me while I turn and cough.
I can’t afford to get sick eating you;
It’s bad enough; I’m colored blue.
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Filleted you perfectly, ready to eat
Now, the bugs get to enjoy you as their treat.
Oh, my stomach aches with pain
Whose, the dummy, do I blame?
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It’s those nasty repairpersons down below;
They hate me; I just know.
Oh, you poor fish. You got to go.
My heart and stomach pain, me so.
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Bye-bye, little fish.
Now, I’m going to make a wish.
About those nasty people below,
That Ebeneezer hates to know.
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I’ll make those nasty pay;
But not today,
I’m tired; need a nap;
From all this stupid, stupid crap.
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