A Million Things To Do: A Humorous Poem About Life, Bills, and Staying Out of Trouble

Person sitting at a table covered with bills and paperwork while reaching for a hidden bottle beneath the table.

“A Million Things To Do”

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With a million things to do,

 I’m thankful I don’t have to sue.

I just struggle to pay my way

And call it a blessed day.

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I work hard and do my job,

But don’t ever call me Bob.

My name is Isabell, Izzy for short,

I’ll just unhide my bottle and take a snort.

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Not too much, I just want a buzz.

This keeps me away for the blue-collar fuzz.

With my million “hick-up” things to do,

Boy, I’m sure thankful my name ain’t Sue.

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